On the eve of Canada’s 2006 Federal Election, Svend Robinson must be hitting back the drugs to keep his mania at bay. The former Member of Parliament (New Democrat Party) has a tendency to get quite excited about things; he has told the press that if he’s re-elected, psychiatric drugs will keep him in balance. Mania? That’s not a journalist faux pas. Mania is a perfectly good word to describe enthusiast behaviour which often becomes really annoying behaviour to others. But since mania has a nasty after-taste sound, psychiatry has re-branded mania to the polite-sounding “bi-polar disorder.” Nice and tidy.
This re-branding, however, turns a guy like Robinson, who just wanted to have a little fun and a nice glittery diamond ring for his gay partner, into a so-called mentally ill man. But Robinson, along with his supporters, does not seem to mind.
Robinson has always shown enthusiasm for the causes he embraces. He must be a pretty keen hiker too, because it was a hiking accident that caused him, seven years later, to steal a diamond ring.
His claim goes something like this: The hiking accident resulted in so much stress, that many years later it caused him to attend an auction, look at some jewellery, get really excited over one diamond ring in particular, and then steal it. He later confessed, returned the ring, and resigned as MP. And we rewarded him with an all-expense paid medical leave.
American philosopher and psychiatric critic Thomas Szasz asks why the voices in people’s heads always tell them to do nasty stuff, like burn your children or kill your wife. Why not, “buy your mother flowers” or “take your wife out for dinner”?
In Robinson’s case, I wonder why the hiking accident didn’t cause him to try another leisure sport or perhaps, water the lawn, read a good book, or take a holiday—at his expense. There are many ways to relieve stress, other than stealing a diamond ring.
We like to take credit for the good things we do, but shirk responsibility for the creepy or criminal things we do. From the Twinkie defense to the battered-woman syndrome defense, to the hiking-accident-post-stress sob-story, our culture is riddled with excuse-making and excuse-makers. American defense attorney and Harvard Law School professor Alan M. Dershowitz, chronicles this trend in The Abuse Excuse.
If Robinson loses the election tomorrow, here’s a little consolation for the poor stress-prone guy: To commemorate his contribution to pundits’ ink, I’ve established the annual Canadian Excuse Award—and the 2005 Canadian Excuse Award goes to Svend Robinson.